William Borden



Day after day, throughout the winter,
We hardened ourselves to live by bluest reason
In a world of wind and frost....

—Wallace Stevens

Bluest Reason

William Clark
The Lewis and Clark Expedition spent the winter of 1804-5 in what is now North Dakota. Bluest Reason captures not only the trials and discouragements of that winter but also the issues and personalities that revealed themselves throughout the three-year odyssey to the west coast and back. The play begins with a court martial; Fort Mandan is built; relations with the nearby Mandans are established, strained, repaired, upset, and re-established; Charbonneau touts his culinary expertise, is hired, fired, and re-hired; Sakakawea makes her case to accompany the Expedition; romance blossoms; Sakakawea gives birth to her baby; and York provides relevant commentary. 8m (5 white, 1 African American, 2 Native American), 2f (Native American). 2 hrs.

Meriwether Lewis

EXCERPT FROM BLUEST REASON


(Interior of Fort Mandan, winter of 1804-5. LEWIS, CLARK, and BLACK CAT, chief of the nearby Mandans.)

BLACK CAT
We could use some rifles.

LEWIS
No rifles.

CLARK
Make peace with your enemies. Here's tobacco for you and a hatchet for your squaw.
(CLARK gives BLACK CAT a twist of tobacco and a hatchet. BLACK CAT looks at the gifts, looks at the food he brought.)

LEWIS
Do you have beaver pelts? When our traders come, they'll give you beads, blankets, iron pots, knives, hatchets for beaver skins.

BLACK CAT
I'd be ashamed to hunt an animal that burrows in the ground.
(BLACK CAT exits.)

LEWIS
Their lives are ruled by superstitions. They say that long ago the Mandan nation came out of a lake, where they had abundant gardens. But I think in the past they might have been civilized, the descendents of great nations. It's their surroundings and their primitive way of life that makes them savages. These light-skinned Mandans might be the rumored Welsh Indians.

CLARK
The lost tribe of Israel.

LEWIS
You don't believe that old fable, do you? No, I think they're Welsh. The Welsh are superstitious, aren't they?
(CROSS FADE to BLACK CAT and EAGLE FEATHER in another area.)

BLACK CAT
What's the use of beaver?

EAGLE FEATHER
Do they make gunpowder from beaver? Medicine? Do beaver serve them beyond the grave?

BLACK CAT
Their minds are primitive.

EAGLE FEATHER
They tried to get me drunk.

BLACK CAT
Maybe they used to be smarter.

EAGLE FEATHER
Maybe, long ago, they were Indians.

BLACK CAT
But then what happened to them?

EAGLE FEATHER
They forgot the old ways. They stopped telling stories.

BLACK CAT
When I was young, there were no white men.

EAGLE FEATHER
We didn't need a thing.

BLACK CAT
Our arrows were pointed with flint, our lances were stone, and our enemies' wounds were mortal.

EAGLE FEATHER
Our villages rejoiced when the men returned with many scalps.

BLACK CAT
There are only two sensible men among them, the worker of iron and the mender of guns.

EAGLE FEATHER
Make peace, they say, with this tribe, that tribe, a hundred tribes!

BLACK CAT
If we don't fight, how will we choose our chiefs?

EAGLE FEATHER
A chief has to prove himself in battle.

BLACK CAT
Boys become men by counting coup and stealing horses.

EAGLE FEATHER
These guys are crazy.

BLACK CAT
They're one dried fish short of a picnic.

EAGLE FEATHER
Bats in their teepees.
(Each tries to outdo the other, finding it funnier and funnier.)

BLACK CAT
One oar in the river.

EAGLE FEATHER
A few arrows short of a full quiver.

BLACK CAT
A few ponies short of a bride.

EAGLE FEATHER
They send smoke signals at night!

BLACK CAT
Smoke buffalo chips in their pipes!

EAGLE FEATHER
Late to the powwow!

BLACK CAT
The white people brought some good things—trade items, guns.

EAGLE FEATHER
Liquor.

BLACK CAT
Smallpox.

EAGLE FEATHER
Smallpox killed most of my people.

BLACK CAT
Mine too.

EAGLE FEATHER
They gave us syphilis, gonorrhea.

BLACK CAT
Which our women give back to them.
(In another area, EXPEDITION'S MEN come to LEWIS for venereal disease medicine.)

EAGLE FEATHER
We used to be happy.

BLACK CAT
Will they ever stop coming?

EAGLE FEATHER
Will they ever be satisfied? Our way of life may not be perfect—

BLACK CAT
—but it works for us.

EAGLE FEATHER
Their way of life—

BLACK CAT
It's primitive.

EAGLE FEATHER
Selfish.

BLACK CAT
Greedy.

EAGLE FEATHER
And their warriors! Always lecherous.

BLACK CAT
Don't they have anything else to do?

EAGLE FEATHER
They're insatiable. Except the two chiefs.

BLACK CAT
I've offered them our most beautiful women. An Indian would give a hundred ponies for just one of them.

EAGLE FEATHER
The red-headed chief looked interested.

BLACK CAT
You could tell the other chief didn't approve.

EAGLE FEATHER
Do you suppose the two chiefs…? You know…

BLACK CAT
No. You saw the way the red-headed chief looked at the women.

Selected Works

FULL-LENGTH PLAYS
DON'T DANCE ME OUTSIDE
Butch, a novelist, and Ardis, an architect, begin an affair. They reveal their pasts, fantasize their future, call their spouses, fight, risk, and love.
MANY WORLDS
Maggie has to tell Axel that she has terminal cancer, as Axel explains the "Many Worlds" theory of quantum physics, and from time to time "other worlds" open up, some involving Maggie's husband.
TAP DANCING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
A college professor who wants to run away from home gets his chance when he and his wife are visited by a would-be shaman, a runaway mother, and a hippy.
MEET AGAIN
A romantic comedy that takes a playful, sexy look at reincarnation. "Insightful and delightfully wacky," Jason Fogelson, New York Shakespeare Festival.
GOURMET LOVE
How long can Sally and Arnie keep their affair from their spouses, who are having an affair of their own?
BLUEST REASON
Lewis and Clark air their conflicts and hire a pregnant guide.
TEN-MINUTE PLAYS
GUNNING FOR LIFE
An old man's lust for life confronts his terminal cancer in an unusual comedy with a poignant ending.
DUET FOR VIRTUAL PARTICLES
A man wonders if he's an alien. A woman wonders if she's too tall.
DIRTY LAUNDRY
A woman wearing only a raincoat gives a would-be writer something to write about.
QUARKS
A man and a woman meet at a singles bar. His "Take off your panties," gets unexpected results.
SOMETHING LIGHTER
A couple finalize their divorce. Or do they?
THE BLUES STREET JAZZ CLUB REHEARSES
The loves of five would-be musicians intertwine like strands of music, improvised and unpredictable.
LUNCH
Should Bob and Bella tell their spouses they know their spouses are having an affair?
RECOGNITION
Two high school sweethearts, with their spouses, meet for lunch after 25 years.
HANGMAN
A condemned man must build his own gallows. He helps his executioner write a poem.
ONE EVENING IN PRAGUE
Albert Einstein, an up-and-coming physicist, meets Franz Kafka, a little-known author, .
FALLING
The thoughts of a Jew and a Muslim who fell from the World Trade Center the morning of September 11, 2001.
MUSE
Cal, plagued by writer's block, calls for a muse. He gets Ron.
THAT GUY FROM THE BERGMAN FILM
It may be Cassy's last day, but she hasn't lost her sense of humor as her family gathers around.
THE ALIEN HYPOTHESIS
If Larry is an alien, as he suspects, why haven't the aliens told him?
JUMPING
A man and a woman rejected by love fall in love before one jumps into the ice-covered Mississippi and the other jumps into the praxis of politics.
LEDGE
Mary could jump and end it all if Tom, who also wants to jump, would get out of her way.
ONE-ACT PLAYS
GARAGE SALE
Warren's starting over. He's selling everything.
PATRIOTS
Two men talking--terrorists or undercover agents?
I WANT TO BE AN INDIAN
A white liberal who wants to be an Indian gets his chance.
APPLES
A deconstructed Garden of Eden where Adam finds Lilith, and Eve and Satan reach an understanding.
COCKTAILS, DINNER
Should Sally and Arnie tell their spouses about their affair? Or will it spoil dinner?
IT'S SO WOWOO
Larry wonders if he's an alien. If he is an alien, why haven't the other aliens told him?
HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
A teenager wonders if a homeless man is really Jesus.
AFFAIRS OF RECKLESS HONOR
Six women re-enact the duels of an earlier age

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