William Borden


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Ice Fishing For Alligators and Other Stories, ten loosely linked stories set in northern Minnesota.

Lonnie, convinced alligators have migrated to the northern lakes, searches for proof beneath the ice. Skeeter, who believes he's an alien from a parallel universe, confides his double life to a hapless writer. The writer's not sure if his best friend, Reed, knows he's having an affair with Reed's wife, but the rest of Betawigosh seems to know. A car salesman finds true love in a ménage a trois. An enterprising student provides sexual services to ice fishermen until one of them falls in love with her and her philosophy professor stares too long into the existential abyss. A man who finds a naked woman dead on his beach builds a memorial to her. A psychologist juggles the provocations of his receptionist with the paranoia of a Vietnam vet whose dog has been possessed by the Rotarians.


The Snipe's Death-Defying Leap Of Love and Other Poems

Poems in this collection have appeared in over 50 magazines and anthologies, including Of a Certain Age: Voices of Experience, Love After 70, Streets of New York, We The Creatures: Poetry for the Rights of Other Animals, The Runner's Literary Companion, The Tie That Binds: Mothers and Sons/​Fathers and Daughters, Rockford Art Museum Newsletter Review, Cincinnati Poetry Review, The Midwest Quarterly, Quantum Tao, and The Wolf Head Quarterly.

Eighty-two ms pages

From LOVE AFTER 70, Wising Up Press, 2008

EVERYTHING NEW

I read that every two years the brain
reorganizes itself—neurons shoot out,
ganglia gang up, axons agitate, neuro-
transmitters split everywhichway—
and that every year or so (my memory’s
chancy) the entire body renews itself—
new blood, novel bones, fresh fat, modish
muscles, pristine proteins—the works!

Even though I look familiar in the mirror
and to my friends—never mind “Putting
on weight?” and “What happened to your hair?”
—I am new as next year’s calendar.
I’m talking complete overhaul,
all-out revolution inside and out.

My brain is making new neuronal
pathways just thinking about this.

I’m not even going into
Heisenberg and his Uncertainty
or Gödel’s monkey wrench into the gears of logic.
I’m not mentioning Buddhism’s bouncy ballads
to impermanence, recycling souls, esoteric renewals. I

just want you to know, when
you see me tomorrow, you
might think you recognize
the same old Bill, but you’ll
be looking at a new model,
even if the parts, after all
these years of replenishment,
are coming out faulty--
age spots, limp, aches--

and I’ll be looking at you with new eyes,
too, knowing you’re hiding surprises
in that cerebellum, and those sagging
breasts and silver hairs are really brand
new models, and our dandy dendrites and
capering mitochondria are right
now making everything a wonder.

Biography

William Borden is a novelist, playwright, poet, and essayist. His novel Dancing with Bears is just out from Livingston Press. His novel Superstoe, first published in the U.S. by Harper & Row and in England by Victor Gollancz, was reissued by Orloff Press.

His plays have won over 100 national playwriting competitions and have had over 300 productions, at Actors Theatre of Louisville and in New York, Los Angeles, India, South Africa, Spain, Canada, Germany, Norway, and elsewhere. The film adaptation of his play, The Last Prostitute, starring Sonia Braga and produced by Universal Studios, was shown on Lifetime Television and in Europe. His play "Reunion," retitled I Remember You Now and starring Deborah Harry, was filmed for theatrical release by Darinka Productions and has been shown in New York, Paris, London, Croatia, Romania, and Wales. His plays have been published in Scenes and Monologues from the Best New International Plays, The Best Ten-Minute Plays 2009, More Scenes and Monologues From The Best New Plays, The Best Stage Scenes 1998, The Best Ten-Minute Plays 2007, The Playwrights' Center Monologues for Women, and many other anthologies. They have been translated into French, German, Spanish, Catalan, Czech, and Guajarti.

His short stories have won the PEN Syndicated Fiction Prize and The Writers Voice Fiction Contest and been published in in over 30 magazines, including The New Orleans Review, The Louisville Review, New York Stories, The Prague Review, and Stickman Review, where "Lake People" was named a Notable Story of 2005 by Million Writer's Award Contest, and in numerous anthologies, including XX Eccentric: Stories About the Eccentric Lives of Women (Main Street Rag), American Fiction (New Rivers Press), Prairie Volcanoes (Dakotah Territory Press), and Tartts Three (Livingston Press).

His narrative poem, Eurydice’s Song, with monotypes by Douglas Kinsey, was published in 1999 by Bayeux Arts, Calgary, and St. Andrew’s Press, Laurinberg, NC. His poems have appeared in over 20 anthologies, including Of a Certain Age: Voices of Experience (Turtle House Ink, Wayzata, MN), Love After 70 (Wising Up Press, Decatur, GA), Winged Spirits (Bayeux Arts, Calgary & London), Fresh Water: Poems from the Rivers, Lakes, and Streams (Pudding House, Johnstown, OH), GRRRRR (Arctos Press, Sausalito, CA), Streets of New York (P&Q Press, New York), And We The Creatures: Poetry for the Rights of Other Animals (Dream Horse Press, Aptos, CA), The Runner's Literary Companion (Breakaway Books, New York), Mixed Voices: Contemporary Poems about Music (Milkweed Editions, Minneapolis), The Tie That Binds: Mothers and Sons/​Fathers and Daughters (Papier-Mache Press, Manhatten Beach, CA), and The International Haiku Contest Work Collection (The Modern Haiku Association, Tokyo, Japan), and in over 80 magazines, including Rattle, Cincinnati Poetry Review, Colorado State Review, The South Dakota Review, Minneapolis Star Tribune, and Mainichi Daily News, Tokyo, Japan, and in a chapbook, Slow Step and Dance.

Essays have appeared in American Scholar, Bayou Magazine, Flyway, and elsewhere. Balloon and Ford Times have published his travel articles. He has had book reviews in The Minneapolis Tribune and The Grand Forks Herald. He has given over 60 readings of his work, from the Mildred Pierce Café in St. Paul, MN, McNally Robinson Books in Winnipeg, Manitoba, and Tom’s Burned-Down Cafe on Madeline Island, WI, to U Knihomola Bookstore in Prague, Czech Republic, America House in Cologne, Germany, and the West Side Y in New York City.

He has received play commissions from Actors Theatre of Louisville, the Science Museum of Minnesota, and the University of North Dakota, and he has been awarded a Jerome Foundation Travel and Study Grant, a Minnesota Region 2 Individual Artist Grant, a Minnesota State Arts Board Career Opportunity Grant, and a Minnesota Region 2 Arts Council Distinguished Artist Award in Theatre Arts. He has been Artist in Residence at the Anderson Center for Interdisciplinary Studies, Red Wing, MN, and Artist in Residence at The Ucross Foundation, Ucross, WY.

I Want To Be An Indian has been studied in courses in Cologne, Germany, and at the State University of New York at Binghamton, the University of North Dakota, Little Hoop Community College, and Standing Rock Community College. Sakakawea is discussed at length in Cultural Images of Sacagawea by Donna J. Kessler, University of Alabama Press. Turtle Island Blues has been studied at the Native American Educational Services College in Minneapolis, MN, and is the subject of graduate papers at Purdue University, University of Illinois at Urbana, and University of Minnesota, Morris.

A Core Playwright Alumnus at The Playwrights' Center in Minneapolis, he was Fiction Editor of The North Dakota Quarterly 1986-2002. He is Chester Fritz Distinguished Professor of English Emeritus at The University of North Dakota. He is a member of PEN, The Dramatists Guild, ASCAP, and the Authors Guild. He has a B.A. from Columbia University and an M.A. from the University of California at Berkeley.

Born and raised in Indianapolis, he lived on the wind-swept plains of North Dakota for 27 years, on a sun-splashed Greek island for 2 years, on a pine-shaded lake in northern Minnesota for 15 years, and, since 2004, in the scrub country 30 miles east of Dallas, TX. He and Nancy Lee-Borden, his wife of 49 years, have 3 adult children and 7 grandchildren.

Selected Works

FULL-LENGTH PLAYS
DON'T DANCE ME OUTSIDE
Butch, a novelist, and Ardis, an architect, begin an affair. They reveal their pasts, fantasize their future, call their spouses, fight, risk, and love.
MANY WORLDS
Maggie has to tell Axel that she has terminal cancer, as Axel explains the "Many Worlds" theory of quantum physics, and from time to time "other worlds" open up, some involving Maggie's husband.
TAP DANCING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
A college professor who wants to run away from home gets his chance when he and his wife are visited by a would-be shaman, a runaway mother, and a hippy.
MEET AGAIN
A romantic comedy that takes a playful, sexy look at reincarnation. "Insightful and delightfully wacky," Jason Fogelson, New York Shakespeare Festival.
GOURMET LOVE
How long can Sally and Arnie keep their affair from their spouses, who are having an affair of their own?
BLUEST REASON
Lewis and Clark air their conflicts and hire a pregnant guide.
TEN-MINUTE PLAYS
GUNNING FOR LIFE
An old man's lust for life confronts his terminal cancer in an unusual comedy with a poignant ending.
DUET FOR VIRTUAL PARTICLES
A man wonders if he's an alien. A woman wonders if she's too tall.
DIRTY LAUNDRY
A woman wearing only a raincoat gives a would-be writer something to write about.
QUARKS
A man and a woman meet at a singles bar. His "Take off your panties," gets unexpected results.
SOMETHING LIGHTER
A couple finalize their divorce. Or do they?
THE BLUES STREET JAZZ CLUB REHEARSES
The loves of five would-be musicians intertwine like strands of music, improvised and unpredictable.
LUNCH
Should Bob and Bella tell their spouses they know their spouses are having an affair?
RECOGNITION
Two high school sweethearts, with their spouses, meet for lunch after 25 years.
HANGMAN
A condemned man must build his own gallows. He helps his executioner write a poem.
ONE EVENING IN PRAGUE
Albert Einstein, an up-and-coming physicist, meets Franz Kafka, a little-known author, .
FALLING
The thoughts of a Jew and a Muslim who fell from the World Trade Center the morning of September 11, 2001.
MUSE
Cal, plagued by writer's block, calls for a muse. He gets Ron.
THAT GUY FROM THE BERGMAN FILM
It may be Cassy's last day, but she hasn't lost her sense of humor as her family gathers around.
THE ALIEN HYPOTHESIS
If Larry is an alien, as he suspects, why haven't the aliens told him?
JUMPING
A man and a woman rejected by love fall in love before one jumps into the ice-covered Mississippi and the other jumps into the praxis of politics.
LEDGE
Mary could jump and end it all if Tom, who also wants to jump, would get out of her way.
ONE-ACT PLAYS
GARAGE SALE
Warren's starting over. He's selling everything.
PATRIOTS
Two men talking--terrorists or undercover agents?
I WANT TO BE AN INDIAN
A white liberal who wants to be an Indian gets his chance.
APPLES
A deconstructed Garden of Eden where Adam finds Lilith, and Eve and Satan reach an understanding.
COCKTAILS, DINNER
Should Sally and Arnie tell their spouses about their affair? Or will it spoil dinner?
IT'S SO WOWOO
Larry wonders if he's an alien. If he is an alien, why haven't the other aliens told him?
HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
A teenager wonders if a homeless man is really Jesus.
AFFAIRS OF RECKLESS HONOR
Six women re-enact the duels of an earlier age

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